Monday, February 19, 2024

Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - A Really Hot Reading Lesson.






Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy.













Kida (talking to Milo): "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?"




Later...











Kida (talking to Milo): "I don't understand this strange book, so this cat can walk upright on its hindlegs and wears a white-and-red colored striped hat? How queer. So, Milo, tell me, do lobsters sing and dance where you come from?"









Milo (talking to Kida): "Only when they're being instructed to sing by crustaceans under da' sea. Listen, Kida, this isn't a book of my people's history -- this is fiction. It's made up. These are very popular stories where I come from, and they were made up by a man called Dr. Seuss. They're only meant to entertain people."










Kida (talking to Milo): "Really, what kind of a medicine man writes books for entertainment? Whoever heard of such nonsense. What do you take me for, Milo Thatch, a fool?"











Milo (talking to Kida): Well..."











Kida (talking to Milo): "Well, what?"



Milo (talking to Kida): " Well, I--I--I--I... hey, I was just noticing how big and luscious your breasts are, how your blue eyes shine so bright when you get mad, and how comely and curvy your waistline is."








Milo (talking to Kida about her breasts): "You know, I find you to be quite hot, truth be told."










Kida (talking to Milo in an almost seductive manner): "Hot?"






Disney's Atlantis the Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - Kida Sees a Whole New World

 


Seeing the World Through New Eyes...












Kida (talking to Milo): "The world really does look bigger when you have four eyes. Tell me, does everyone have an extra set of eyes where you come from?"

Friday, February 16, 2024

Olive Osmond Vs. Katherine Jackson - Is Michael Miss America?





 Olive Osmond Vs. Katherine Jackson - Who is the real Miss America?













Katherine Jackson (talking aloud): "Now, if I ain't Miss America, who is?"











Olive Osmond (talking to Katherine): "Probably your crotch-grabbing, queer-bait son Michael?"

Olive Osmond Vs. Katherine Jackson - The Devil's Strumpet

 




Olive Osmond Vs. Katherine Jackson - The Devil's Whore








Katherine Jackson (talking aloud): "Now, who could resist me, the finest think outta' Barbour County, Alabama?" 













Olive Osmond (talking to Katherine Jackson): "Only drunken sailors or other immodest men with the most ungodly of thoughts would throw themselves at you. You look like the devil's whore, Katherine." 

Friday, July 21, 2023

How To Get In With the Popular Crowd- As Told By Ginger Photo Caption

 






No Big Boobs, No Popular Crowd















Hope Rogers (talking to Ginger): "Unlike Courtney, I... I don't stuff my bra. My boobs are as small as a deflated balloon. Now, I'll never get in with the populars.

Wealthy Lice- As Told By Ginger Photocaption

 





Wealthy Parasites

























Lois (talking to Ginger): "That Gripling girl is a nasty little critter. Her hair was caked in lice eggs. I guess it proves that even clean wealthy people aren't exempt from parasites".

Monday, May 15, 2023

Supernatural Rain: A Photo Caption - GOTHIKA (2003)/THE CRAFT (1996)

 







Supernatural Rain










Miranda Grey, imprisoned in the mental institution where she once worked, after hours of praying for a savior was to be set free by a witches' coven...



















Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - A Really Hot Reading Lesson.

Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy. Kida (talking to Milo) : "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?" Later......