King of the Hill - Kahn Reveals His Feelings for Ted

 

Kahn (talking to Ted): "Ted, I think I love you."

Ted (talking to Kahn): "I can tell, especially when you make that kiss-ass face."

Little Bill - Alice the Great is for the Birds.

 

Little Bill (thinking to himself): "Man, Alice the Great is so boring. Whenever we come to the park, all she ever does is just sit and stare at the birds.  If I were to throw some bird seed, I wonder if she would start pecking at it?