Young Gladys Knight, You'll Never Top Shirley Temple

 

Young Gladys Knight (talking to Shirley Temple): "Baby, this is how you take a bow.

Shirley Temple (talking to Gladys Knight): "You're so adorable and so naïve , Gladys. You're not as cute as me, and you'll never be as good an actress as me.  And you'll never be quite as legendary as I will be.  After all, I have a drink named after me.  That's how i first knew that I made it in showbusiness."

Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan - Livin' Large Through the Kiddies

Dina Lohan (speaking to Kris Jenner): "Let me give you advice. Live large through your kids, they owe you that much."

Kris Jenner (talking to Dina Lohan): "Truer words have never been spoken any better, sister."

Katherine Jackson VS Olive Osmond

 

Katherine talking to Olive Osmond): "Excuse me, ma'am, but I am a Jehovah's Witness.  I don't stand aside for false prophets".

Olive Osmond (talking to Katherine Jackson): "Excuse me, heretic... at least my kids are all still involved with my faith, and at least I didn't milk my babies for all of their worth under the guise of holiness. And I am a Mormon, and I testify to these things in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Roseanne: Amelia Earhart and Becky Conner, the Only Two Women to Break the Sound Barrier Without A Plane.

She was the First Woman to Break the Sound Barrier Without a Plane...

                                But who was the second...?

Becky (talking to Roseanne): "At least Amelia Earhart disappeared from the face of the Earth after her humiliating accident over the radio, everyone in the whole auditorium heard me fart, Mom. Jimmy Meltrieger heard it. I can never go to school again, I'm quitting pep squad, and if anyone calls me, tell them I took a nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean like Amelia Earhart.

Darlene Conner and the Truth About Amelia Earhart's Dissappearance

     Darlene Conner Knows The Truth About Amelia Earhart's Disappearance 

   Bryan (talking to Darlene): "This documentary on Amelia Earhart's really interesting, isn't it?  She's my hero.  I want to go to aviation school when I graduate."

Darlene (talking to Bryan): "You know how Amelia and Fred Noonan disappeared don't you?  When they were heading for the Marshall Islands, Amelia let out this great big fart that even scared her so bad that she lost control of the plane and it flew right into the ocean. So you see, my sister Becky wasn't the only girl to break the sound barrier without a plane.  Becky's undoing was embarrassment from speaking in front of Jimmy Meltrieger and the whole student council.  Amelia's was eating too many turkey sandwiches."