Saturday, April 22, 2023

Roseanne - What Happened When Darlene Watched "THE EXORCIST" (1973).

 







This is Why You Shouldn't Watch "THE EXORCIST"...














The demonically possessed Regan MacNeil (screaming aloud): "Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!"













Darlene (talking outload): "This movie is so weird."














Regan (talking from inside the TV screen): "That's what you think."










Friday, April 21, 2023

Full House: The Dark Side of the Tanners - Joey Forbids DJ From Taking an Interest in Anyone But Him. WARNING: THIS PHOTOCAPTION PERTAINS TO A SERIOUS AND VERY SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTER. PLEASE, DO NOT VIEW IF YOU ARE A MINOR.

 





A WORD OF WARNING TO VIEWERS OF THIS POST: Instead of a more lighthearted approach, this photo caption deals with the very serious and sensitive subject of child sexual abuse. If you or anyone you know is currently or has been a victim of child sexual abuse and has failed to report it, please, contact your local civil authorities immediately. Thank you.











DJ is trapped in an inappropriate relationship....










Joey (talking to DJ): " Deej, now that we have the house to ourselves for a little while, I need to talk to you about something. I overheard about your crush on little Tommy Ragoli at school from Stephanie today. DJ, you are NOT to take an interest in any other guy BUT ME, not even the other boys at school, you know that. Remember, you promised that you would only love me!"












DJ (talking to Joey): "But Joey--".













Joey (talking to DJ): "No, buts, DJ, I mean it! Deej...look...how can I make you understand? I love you, okay, and I don't want to lose you. If anyone finds out about our relationship, we'll never be able to see or talk to each other again, do you understand?
















DJ (talking to Joey): "I think so.














Joey (talking to DJ): "There can be no 'I think so', Deej. Look, I could go to jail for a very long time, and YOU WILL TOO, if anyone finds out about our love for each other. Our relationship is just between us. We can't breathe a word about it to anyone, not ever. I love you. You're the most important thing that's ever happened to me, Deej. Our relationship is our special little secret, okay? Remember, do not say one single word about it to anybody. And I won't say anything either. And you have to promise me, no more seeing other boys, and I won't see any other girls. Capeesh?"



"Besides...you wouldn't want to have another 'accident' on the stairs again, would you?"











Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - A Really Hot Reading Lesson.

Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy. Kida (talking to Milo) : "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?" Later......