Monday, October 31, 2022

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) - Sipsey and Ruth Up To Their Old Antics Again

 






Idgie discovered Ruth and Sipsey up to their antics again...































Idgie (talking to Ruth): "Oh Ruth! Don't tell me you and Sipsey were playfightin' again?  This is a restaurant, not a wrestling ring.  How many times do I have to tell ya'll that?



























Ruth (talking to Idgie): "Well, she started it."

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) - Sipsey the Vegetarian

 




Sipsey, the Vegetarian.













Curtis Smoot (talking to Sipsey): "These are about the best damn steaks I ever ate."




















Sipsey (talking to Curtis Smoot, who is offscreen): "Well sir, I wouldn't know anythin' bout that I reckon.  You see, I's a vegetarian.  I don't eat no cow's ass, just like I don't eat eggs--why, they shoot right out a chicken's ass. It don't seem sanitary ta' me."


Child's Play (1988) - When Andy Introduces Chucky to Mommy, Chucky Says Obscene, Naughty Things.

 






Andy Introduces Obscene Chucky Doll to Mommy.








Andy (talking to his mother): "Mommy, look at the neat Good Guy doll that Aunt Maggie gave me.  His name is Chucky. Wanna see him?"










Andy (talking to his mother): " Mommy, meet Chucky."









Andy (talking to Chucky): Chucky, meet Mommy."












Karen, Andy's mom (talking to Chucky): "Why, hello there, Chucky."











Chucky (talking to Karen): "Hi. I'm Chucky, and I like eating big, hairy pussies.  I mean I just really, really love sucking long, hard and deep on pussy--I'm talking full mouth while using my tongue as I go down on some bitch's big, thick, hairy juicy clit...you know what I'm saying? Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."

















Karen (talking to Andy): "Andy, I want you to take this--this Chucky doll back to Aunt Maggie's right now!"






At Maggie's house...











Andy (talking to Chucky): "Goodbye, Chucky.  I wish that I could keep you, you're funny."









Maggie (talking to Andy): "I still don't know what you're talking about, Andy.  I've never heard Chucky say any bad words."







Maggie (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, did you say any bad words at Andy's house?"









Andy (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, tell Aunt Maggie what you said to Mommy."










Chucky (talking to Andy): "Hi, I'm Chucky, and we're friends. I love you. Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."











Andy (talking to Maggie): "He REALLY DID say a bunch of naughty things to Mommy, Aunt Maggie."











Maggie (talking to Andy): "Well, what did he say?  You can tell me, Andy. I won't get mad at you. I promise."











Andy (talking to Maggie): "I think he said, 'I like eating pussycats? I mean I just really love sucking hard on a beach's thick, fat, juicy, hairy chicken'? Well, it was something like that."











Maggie (talking to Andy): "Hmmm...I've never heard him say anything like that before."

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)/The Ring (2002) Crossover - The Only Witness To Samara's Murder.

 






The only witness to Samara's murder...


























Anna Morgan (Samara's mother talking from behind her): "Sammy, I've got a surprise for you, but don't peek, okay?"












Anna Morgan (talking to Samara): "No peeking."
















Anna Morgan (talking to her daughter Samara):  "Alright Samara, are you ready for your surprise? "

















Anna Morgan (talking to Samara): "Have a nice trip see you next fall."











Titanic (1997) - Old Rose Admits That She Sank The TITANIC.

 



Old Rose admits to having sank the Titanic...










Old Rose (talking aloud to the unseen crew of the Keldysh): "Alright, I admit it.  I'm the one who sank the RMS Titanic. I caused the ship to run into the iceberg...but it WAS an accident, that much I can assure you of. There was no Jack Dawson.  I was throwing the expensive diamond Cal bought me off the ship while I was standing on the bow railing. The lookouts in the crow's nest were wolf whistling at me and asking me lift up the skirt of my dress, and they missed spotting the iceberg in time. So now you AND the world know the truth." 

Titanic (1997) - Who Left the Water Running on the TITANIC?

 




Who left the water running on the Titanic?













Rose (talking aloud to herself): "Oops. It looks like someone left the water running."

Sunday, October 30, 2022

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) - Pooh's Picturesque Ass.

 






Pooh's ass just isn't very picturesque.












Rabbit (talking to Pooh): "I'm sorry, Pooh, but your bare ass just doesn't look very picturesque for my Deviant Animal Art Gallery."






Ten Minutes Later...














Rabbit (talking aloud): "There we go. Now that's an ass that does look very picturesque."

The Many Adventures of Winie the Pooh (1977)/Candyman (1992) Crossover - Pooh Summons Candyman For Some Honey.

 




Winnie the Pooh Summons Candyman













Winnie the Pooh (chanting): "Candyman. Candyman. Candyman."














Candyman (talking to Pooh through the other side of the mirror): "What do you want, Pooh Bear?  I was just getting ready to slaughter my next victim!"










Pooh (talking to Candyman): "Could you spare a small smackerel of honey, honey?"












Candyman (talking to Pooh): "Always honey with you...always honey."












Candyman (talking to Pooh): "I'm not honey to you.  Just because I offered sweets when I was alive and was stung to death by honeybees doesn't mean I come from no bee.  And sweet talkin' me does you no good either. I'm not sweet. I ain't sweet at all. I was nice enough to spare you the first time you called on me. Don't keep askin' me for favors.  You certainly are a bear of very little brain, aren't you?"









Pooh (talking to Candyman): "What if I offer you a taste of my own blood?"





Thursday, October 27, 2022

A Disney Crossover Story - The Dream that Revealed Princess Aurora's Fate.

 




At Princess Aurora's Funeral Service, No One Knew Could Fathom Howe Her Death Came About...





































































































































Kida (whispering aloud): "I--I just can't believe it."


























































































































































Kida (yelling at Jane): "Why the hell are you sleeping?! Jane? Jane? Jane?!"








Jane is in a deep sleep, dreaming of what became of her beloved friend...

















 On the day of her death, Aurora hears a strange feminine voice emanating from a strange orb of green light and follows it...




















Belle, a young noblewoman and Auror's personal servant hears a strange sound coming from Aurora's bedroom...














Belle enters Aurora's bedroom...















Belle (talking to Aurora): "Aurora, are you okay?"
























































Belle (calling out): "Aurora, no!"
















Hearing the commotion, Flora, Fauna and Merryweather - the three Good Fairies, rush into Aurora's bedroom where they encounter Belle...
















Flora (talking to Belle): "Belle, where is Aurora?"



















Belle (talking to the three good fairies): "She followed a mysterious greenlight into the fireplace and disappeared."




















Flora (talking aloud): "We must go after her. All of us. Come along, we must hurry."


















Flora (calling out to Arurora): "Rose! Rose? Aurora? Rose, can you hear me? Rose! Rose?!"

 



























Flora (calling out): "Rose! Rose!"





















Fauna, the fairy wearing the green, hat dress and cloak (calling out): "Rose! Rose dear, answer us! Rose!"



















Belle (calling out to the three fairies): "Wait, wait for me!"




































Flora (calling out): "Rose!"




























Flora, Fauna and Merryweather (calling out): "Rose, where are you!"

















Merryweather, the fairy wearing the blue hat, dress and cloak (talking to Flora and Fauna): "Let's try the towers. Maybe Rose went up there. Hurry!"





















Flora (talking aloud): "Oh, where could Aurora be?"








Belle climbs a staircase leading to one of the towers...


























Belle (calling out): "Aurora? Princess Aurora?"
























Belle (calling out): "Aurora, are you here?"

















Belle (talking aloud to herself): "Oh, where could she be?"







Belle notices a flicker from a strange green light, follows it, and sees Aurora following entering into a tower room where the strange green light seems to be emanating from...















































The green orb of light suddenly transforms into a spinning wheel, with the wheel still emanating a bright, glowing green light around it...














A female voice emanating from the wheel (calling to Aurora): "Aurora. Aurora, touch the spindle. Touch the spindle, sweet princess."



























































Belle makes her way into the tower room that she saw Aurora enter...

















She finds Maleficent, the evil fairy, standing in the room as she cackles triumphantly...
























Maleficent (talking to Belle): "Are you looking for your precious princess?"








































Maleficent (talking aloud): "Well, here she is!"

























Belle is left in shock as she sees her beloved employee lying lifeless on the tower room floor...




























Maleficent uses her powers to disappear in a cloud of smoke surrounded by a glowing green fire....









Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - A Really Hot Reading Lesson.

Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy. Kida (talking to Milo) : "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?" Later......