Johnny Bravo and Jorgen Von Strangle: Love At First Sight.

 

Johnny Bravo (talking to Jorgen Von Strangle): "Hey baby, don't ya' wanna see what a real fairy like me can do?

Jorgen (talking to Johnny): " Oh Momma, boy do I ever!  All the fairies where I come from are so boring.  They all lead PG-rated lives, and I'm ready to go up to the next level."

Roseanne: The Next Generation - Darla Conner, Humiliated Flower Girl

Darlene Conner's identical 14-year old daughter, Darla, wasn't too happy about the flower girl outfit her mother made her wear to her second wedding.

 Darla Conner (talking to the wedding guests): "Yeah, I know I look like Pollyanna, so shut up!" 

Darlene (talking sarcastically to all the wedding guests who are offscreen): "Yeah, I know what you're all thinking, 'Hey Darla, where'd you get the hideous outfit? Hope there's a big bow on the back to cover the continental divide'."