Disney's Lizzie McGuire - It Takes Two...According to Andie and Kate, But Not To Lizzie

 

Kate (talking to Lizzie who is off-screen): "Sometimes it takes two to tango, McGuire.  Andie thought that I was a better role model than you, and everyone else agrees with us. You live and learn."

Lizzie (talking to Kate): "Well, it doesn't take two to tell you that having a little Mini-Me following you around all day can get annoying very quickly.  That's why I told Andie to go take a hike.  Sooner or later, you'll tire of your little Barbie clone having her nose constantly up your skirt.  Oh, and by the way, that's a really bad hairdo.  Did you two mug a couple of clowns for their wigs on your way to school today?"  

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Angel Lieberman Wishes She Were Livin' Large Like Lizzie.

Angel Lieberman (talking to Lizzie): "...And you, Lizzie McGuire, are never going to live large! 

                                       Five Years Later... 

Lizzie (thinking to herself about Angel's words): "'You, Lizzie McGuire, are never going to live large.' Except...now I kind of am, Angel.

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Morticia Addams is no match for Lizzie.

 

Lizzie (talking to herself):  "Morticia Addams, eat your heart out."

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Lay off the Mary Jane, Lizzie.

 

Lizzie (talking to Miranda who is offscreen):  This is my scary mindless zombie face, Miranda.  Perfect for Halloween, huh?

Kate (talking to Lizzie):  "Oh, Lizzie, stop it.  Everyone knows that face is a sign that you've been smoking too much Mary Jane.

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Miranda Stands Up to the Kate Sanders Empire

 

Kate Sanders (talking to Miranda Sanchez): "Alright, Sanchez. I know it was you.  You just wait, Miranda.  I'm going to get you!"

Miranda Sanchez (talking to Kate Sanders): "Oh, really?  Bring it on, Sanders.  My girl Lizzie's got my back.

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Relieving Childhood Nostalgia Can Be Both Fun and Terrifying

Lizzie and Miranda couldn't wait to get home to relive some nostalgia by watching their favorite TV show when they were kids, though it wasn't quite what they remembered, it was much better:

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - HELP US FIND MIRANDA, OUR MISSING DOG!

                                          

                                      MISSING DOG:

ANSWERS TO MIRANDA ISABELLA SANCHEZ.

 IF FOUND, PLEASE CONTACT HER OWNER, ELIZABETH BROOKE "LIZZIE" MCGUIRE, BY PHONE NUMBER AT 1-800-D-I-Z-Z-Y-L-I-Z-Z-I-E.  SHE'S VERY CONCERNED AND MISSING HER BELOVED PET TERRIBLY; OR, IF YOU HAVE FOUND THE DOG, YOU CAN RETURN MIRANDA TO LIZZIE IN PERSON AT LIZZIE'S HOME ADDRESS. LIZZIE MCGUIRE'S HOME ADDRESS IS LOCATED AT 1040 KLUTZY LANE, WACKOTOWN, NEW YORK, USA.