Those Weird Brady Sisters

                            

Marcia (thinking to herself):"Mmmm. Greg, looks so groovy in those bellbottom pants."

Jan (thinking to herself): "Just you wait till tonight, bitch.  You won't think you're so-ultra-glamorous then.  Not everything in this house is yours. Not the good sock drawer,...and certainly not Greg.

Cindy (thinking to herself):  " Man, I never realized how weird our family is, and it's all Jan's fault."