D.J.'s Dirty Little Secret.
Stephanie and Michelle read a dirty entry from D.J.'s diary.
Stephanie (talking to Michelle): "Wasn't that funny when D.J. wrote that at Kimmy's slumber party, she let Kathy Santoni slip her tongue in her mouth...'in the pitch-black dark of the room just to see what it feels like'?"
Later, D.J. and Kimmy discover that an entry from D.J.'s diary has been torn out...
D.J. (talking to Kimmy): "Kimmy, this is a page from my diary, and it's the entry that mentions how I made out with Kathy Santoni in the pitch-black dark of your bedroom at your slumber party last week! If Dad sees this, he's going to kill me!"
Kimmy (talking to D.J.): "Well, at least he hasn't seen it yet, and hey, you didn't even write about how you were having the boys that snuck over go underwater to peek at your 'tutu' while we were skinny-dipping in my pool. If you wrote that down and your dad found it, he'd think you're a total slut."
D.J. (talking to Kimmy): "Kimmy, don't you realize that Stephanie and Michelle already know? Who else would've been reading my diary, torn out that specific page from it and then leave the page on my bed for everyone to see? If Dad found this, or if they tell Dad--I... Oh my God!"
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