Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Miranda Stands Up to the Kate Sanders Empire

 

Kate Sanders (talking to Miranda Sanchez): "Alright, Sanchez. I know it was you.  You just wait, Miranda.  I'm going to get you!"

Miranda Sanchez (talking to Kate Sanders): "Oh, really?  Bring it on, Sanders.  My girl Lizzie's got my back.

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - Relieving Childhood Nostalgia Can Be Both Fun and Terrifying

Lizzie and Miranda couldn't wait to get home to relive some nostalgia by watching their favorite TV show when they were kids, though it wasn't quite what they remembered, it was much better:

Disney's Lizzie McGuire - HELP US FIND MIRANDA, OUR MISSING DOG!

                                          

                                      MISSING DOG:

ANSWERS TO MIRANDA ISABELLA SANCHEZ.

 IF FOUND, PLEASE CONTACT HER OWNER, ELIZABETH BROOKE "LIZZIE" MCGUIRE, BY PHONE NUMBER AT 1-800-D-I-Z-Z-Y-L-I-Z-Z-I-E.  SHE'S VERY CONCERNED AND MISSING HER BELOVED PET TERRIBLY; OR, IF YOU HAVE FOUND THE DOG, YOU CAN RETURN MIRANDA TO LIZZIE IN PERSON AT LIZZIE'S HOME ADDRESS. LIZZIE MCGUIRE'S HOME ADDRESS IS LOCATED AT 1040 KLUTZY LANE, WACKOTOWN, NEW YORK, USA.

King of the Hill - Kahn Reveals His Feelings for Ted

 

Kahn (talking to Ted): "Ted, I think I love you."

Ted (talking to Kahn): "I can tell, especially when you make that kiss-ass face."

Little Bill - Alice the Great is for the Birds.

 

Little Bill (thinking to himself): "Man, Alice the Great is so boring. Whenever we come to the park, all she ever does is just sit and stare at the birds.  If I were to throw some bird seed, I wonder if she would start pecking at it?

Full House: The Dark Side of the Tanners - Kimmy and Becky Fight for Jesse's Heart

 

Kimmy (talking to Becky): "Listen here, Elly May Clampett, and you listen good...just go back to Minnie Soda, or wherever you're from!  I'm going to be the future Mrs. Jesse Katzopolis, do you hear?! Do you think Jesse would ever be crazy enough to consider passing me up for you, toots?  Touch him, and the cops won't even find your shadow!  You stay away from him! Do you hear me, bimbo?! You stay away from him!

Becky (thinking to herself):  "Just wait until I catch you alone in a dark alley, kid.  I grew up on a farm, believe me, I know where to hide your body. The pig pen ain't just for sloppin' pigs."

Full House - Kimmy, DJ and Hot Dogs.

 

Kimmy Gibbler (talking to DJ): "Hey, Deej. You wanna bite of my hot dog?  Maybe we can share it...if you know what I mean.

DJ (talking to Kimmy): "I'm not crazy about hot dogs, Kimmy.  But we can share my icicle...if you...you know...want.

Stephanie (thinking to herself): "Dad is gonna freak.  DJ and Kimmy?!  It's bad enough to have her as my sister's friend, and as a neighbor, but to have her as my potential future sister-in-law?  Heaven help me!