King of the Hill - Kahn Reveals His Feelings for Ted

 

Kahn (talking to Ted): "Ted, I think I love you."

Ted (talking to Kahn): "I can tell, especially when you make that kiss-ass face."

Little Bill - Alice the Great is for the Birds.

 

Little Bill (thinking to himself): "Man, Alice the Great is so boring. Whenever we come to the park, all she ever does is just sit and stare at the birds.  If I were to throw some bird seed, I wonder if she would start pecking at it?

Full House: The Dark Side of the Tanners - Kimmy and Becky Fight for Jesse's Heart

 

Kimmy (talking to Becky): "Listen here, Elly May Clampett, and you listen good...just go back to Minnie Soda, or wherever you're from!  I'm going to be the future Mrs. Jesse Katzopolis, do you hear?! Do you think Jesse would ever be crazy enough to consider passing me up for you, toots?  Touch him, and the cops won't even find your shadow!  You stay away from him! Do you hear me, bimbo?! You stay away from him!

Becky (thinking to herself):  "Just wait until I catch you alone in a dark alley, kid.  I grew up on a farm, believe me, I know where to hide your body. The pig pen ain't just for sloppin' pigs."

Full House - Kimmy, DJ and Hot Dogs.

 

Kimmy Gibbler (talking to DJ): "Hey, Deej. You wanna bite of my hot dog?  Maybe we can share it...if you know what I mean.

DJ (talking to Kimmy): "I'm not crazy about hot dogs, Kimmy.  But we can share my icicle...if you...you know...want.

Stephanie (thinking to herself): "Dad is gonna freak.  DJ and Kimmy?!  It's bad enough to have her as my sister's friend, and as a neighbor, but to have her as my potential future sister-in-law?  Heaven help me!

Kat Harvey Don't Need No Ghosts.

 

Carrigan Crittenden (yelling at Amber Whitmire): "Get out of my mansion, you rotten little brat!"

Amber Whitmire (screaming): "This house really is haunted! Oh my God!

Kat Harvey (talking to Casper the Friendly Ghost):  "And you said that I don't know how to conjure up the spirits for a good scare, huh, Casper?  So, what do you have to say now, Spook Boy?"

What Happened to Stuart Little? He Took a Trip to Water World, A Trip He Would Never Forget.

 

Mrs. Little (thinking to herself): "If anyone suspects me of offing Stuart, I'll just say it was the cat.  Thank God we're free of that little snaggle-toothed rat.  I hope he enjoyed his trip to Water World."

Stuart Little (thinking to himself):  "So this is what I get, just for wolfing down the last package of Kraft's American Cheese Singles?!  I thought Mom said she was going to let me watch Kevin Costner's movie "Waterworld"...I didn't know that she meant she was going to throw me in the washing machine.  God, I hate humans.  Help!  Somebody, please help me! Help me! Help!

Young Gladys Knight, You'll Never Top Shirley Temple

 

Young Gladys Knight (talking to Shirley Temple): "Baby, this is how you take a bow.

Shirley Temple (talking to Gladys Knight): "You're so adorable and so naïve , Gladys. You're not as cute as me, and you'll never be as good an actress as me.  And you'll never be quite as legendary as I will be.  After all, I have a drink named after me.  That's how i first knew that I made it in showbusiness."