Mrs. Little (thinking to herself): "If anyone suspects me of offing Stuart, I'll just say it was the cat. Thank God we're free of that little snaggle-toothed rat. I hope he enjoyed his trip to Water World."
Stuart Little (thinking to himself): "So this is what I get, just for wolfing down the last package of Kraft's American Cheese Singles?! I thought Mom said she was going to let me watch Kevin Costner's movie "Waterworld"...I didn't know that she meant she was going to throw me in the washing machine. God, I hate humans. Help! Somebody, please help me! Help me! Help!
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