Sunday, August 21, 2022

NBC and ABC's Diff'rent Strokes 1978-1986) / Disney Channel's Even Stevens (2000-2003) Crossover - Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What Ya Gonna' Do.... What Ya Gonna Do When You're Caught Watching Dirty Movies?






When Boys Watch Naughty Things, Trouble Follows.














 

































Louis (talking to Twitty, whose arm he is holding onto, and to the other boys in Mr. Horton's media room home theater): What the hell kind of 'SpongeBob SquarePants' movie is this?!"





Tom, sitting next to the black boy (says aloud): " I think it's called 'GayBob AssPants: The TV Special Nickelodeon Wouldn't Dare Show!'...at least that's what I think it said on the front cover of the DVD case.  I thought it said 'SpongeBob SquarePants' at first.  I mean this is 'SpongeBob', but it isn't. Well, at least Mr. Horton was nice enough to let us watch a video." 





The black boy (sitting behind Twitty, talking aloud): " You know, this movie reminds me of when I caught my dad doing that to my other dad once when I was about five and walked into their bedroom without knocking first.  Boy, were they mad...they sure was, but it WAS an accident."




Twitty (who is sitting next to Louis and holding his hand, talking aloud to the black boy): "Gross, man!  I think doing stuff like that should be illegal." 













Dudley (laughing while he is talking to Arnold Jackson - who is sitting next to him, and to the other boys, who are offscreen, in Mr. Horton's media room): "This is the funniest and grossest 'SpongeBob' movie I ever saw. Haha.  Hey, guys, did you see that? How Patrick was licking SpongeBob's butt, then Plankton's?  Wasn't that funny, Arnold?  I wonder why we've never seen this one on the Nickelodeon channel before?





Arnold (sitting next to the laughing Dudley, talking aloud):  "This ain't like no regular special of 'SpongeBob SquarePants' that I've ever seen before. I've heard of the phrase 'kiss-ass', but I didn't know that this is what it was referring to!"






        









Mr. Horton (talking to the boys in his home movie theater): "Great reaction, boys. Great reaction.  Keep your faces just like that.  I've going to have to add this to my 'Most Horrified Faces Collection' photo album.  I thought I heard porno music playing in here.  Wait until your parents find out you've been watching animated porn."














Arnold (talking to Mr. Horton): "You don't have to tell our parents about this do you, Mr. Horton?"










Mr. Horton (talking to Arnold): "I'm afraid I do."





Arnold (angrily talking to Dudley): "Aww, hot damn, Dudley! Man, this worked out great!"



Dudley (talking to Arnold): " Tell me about it. I knew I shouldn't have come over here. Arnold, you always be gettin' me in trouble, man.  Now my mom and dad probably won't let me come out of my room until I graduate from high school." 















Twitty (talking to Louis): "Let go of my arm, Louis! Thanks, now you got me into trouble again!"




Louis (talking to Twitty): "Shit! I guess I'm in for a big-time butt-whoopin' when my parents find out."




Tom (talking aloud): "Well, that was fun while it lasted...I guess.  Now I'm going to get to experience what being grounded is actually like."






The black boy (sitting next to Tom, talking aloud): "Oh, this is just great! Just what I need. Now my dads aren't going to take me on that trip to Mandalino this summer...so I can just forget about that."

Disney's Lilo and Stitch (2003) - Lili Shows Stitch an Inappropriate Jesse Jackson Photo That She Stole from One of Nani's Magazines.

 

Lilo Shows Stitch Her "Forbidden" Photo of Jesse Jackson.











Lilo (talking to Stitch): "I cut out this picture from one of Nani's magazines, you know, the kind I'm not allowed to see.  If she knew I had this in my photo album, she's bake me into a peanut butter pie and feed me to Pudge the fish.  I call it my "forbidden" photo."








Angela Anaconda (1999-2001) / Disney's Lilo and Stitch (2003) Crossover - Why Does Angela Anaconda Come Out Looking Like Anne Frank?





Angela Anaconda, or Anne Frank?









 



Angela Anaconda (talking to Lilo): "Well, you know, everyone says when I smile, I sort of look like Anne Frank."









Lilo (talking to Angela):  "Okay, let's take your picture and see how it turns out. Smile, Anne...I mean Angela."












Lilo (talking to Nani): "I took a photograph of Angela Anaconda today, and she came out looking like someone named Anne Frank."

Friday, August 19, 2022

Disney's Pocahontas (1995 / Hercules (1997) / Tarzan (1999) Crossover - Pocahontas Has the Hots for Meg, But Jane Thinks She Could Do So Much Better.





Pocahontas Likes Meg's Patootie. 











Pocahontas (talking lowly to Nakoma and Jane Porter): "Whoa. Jane, Nako, check out her hot patootie."












Meg (talking to Pocahontas): "I heard that."















Jane (talking to Pocahontas): " Her? Really, Poca, she's too scrawny and shaped like a vase for heaven's sake. You could do so much better."

Disney's Pocahontas (1995) - Pocahontas Really Isn't So Photogenic.




Pocahontas, Not Photogenic? 










Nakoma (thinking to herself): "You know, Pocahontas, you're not really that photogenic."
















Saturday, August 13, 2022

Arthur (1996-2022) - Arthur is Banned From Talking.

 



Mrs. Read is Mean.









Jane Read (talking angrily to Arthur): "No talking.  You're not allowed to talk ever again, Arthur.  If you do, I'll ship you off to Gibraltar.  Do you understand me!"






Arthur (1996-2022) - Francine and Muffy Don't like Baby Kate






Francine and Muffy Aren't Impressed with Baby Kate.











 




Francine (talking to Muffy): "I don't think Kate is very cute.




Muffy (talking to Francine): "Quasimodo was cuter as a baby than her."






Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) Photo Caption - A Really Hot Reading Lesson.

Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy. Kida (talking to Milo) : "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?" Later......