The Blair Witch Hoax Photo Caption - THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)/BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)

 

The Blair Witch Hoax

Erica (talking to Heather): "We fooled the world good. No one would ever suspect that I was the Blair Witch, and I'm laughing all the way to the bank."

Heather Donahue (talking to Erica Geerhsen): "Yeah, people are suckers for anything to do with so-called 'proof' in relation to the existence of the supernatural. They'll believe anything."

When Mrs. Kwan Comes Knocking 2: A Photo Caption - DR. SEUSS'S THE CAT IN THE HAT (2003)/MRS. DOUBTFIRE (1993)

 

Miranda Hillard Burns Mrs. Kwan...

Miranda Hillard (talking to Mrs. Kwan): "Sorry, but E.T. already phoned home and he took the first UFO out of here."

When Mrs. Kwan Comes Knocking: A Photo Caption Story - THE CAT IN THE HAT (2003)/Disney's BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991)/Disney's ALADDIN (1992)

 

When Mrs. Kwan comes knocking...

Gaston (talking to Aladdin): "Kiss me, Al."

Belle (talking to Gaston and Aladdin): "Shut up, Mrs. Kwan is here. Doesn't she know that we don't want or need a new religion?"

Gaston (talking to Belle): "Open the door and she'll soon she why we don't want to join her religion. You think I'd give up my relationship with Al for her religion? No way, Mr. Jose."

Don't Look Like Carla - A Photo Caption Based on Disney's "Confession of a Teenage Drama Queen" (2004)

 

How Not to Look Like Carla...

Ella (talking to Lola): "This is so not the Malibu Barbie look that we want when we go to Sid Arthur's concert, Lole.  If we don't look completely perfect, we're going to have to move to Cleveland, Ohio."

Lola (talking to Ella): "Why?"

Ella (talking to Lola): "Because Carla Santini will humiliate us and never let us live it down. I mean that's what happened to Callie Stevens when she wore that, according to Carla, 'Geeky as fuck' pink unicorn sweater in the 5th Grade. Carla never let it go. She made Callie's life miserable. In fact, Carla was so mean to her that Callie's parents decided to move their family to Cleveland just so that Callie would no longer have to deal with Carla."

Lola (talking to Ella): " We can't be like the Callie Stevenses of the world, Ella. We can't run and hide because of all the dipshit Carla Santinis. We want to look sophisticated, not like total whores. Stu Wolf doesn't like sluts, so we don't want to look too like Carla 'The Bad' Santini."

Roseanne - What Happened When Darlene Watched "THE EXORCIST" (1973).

 

This is Why You Shouldn't Watch "THE EXORCIST"...

The demonically possessed Regan MacNeil (screaming aloud): "Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!"

Darlene (talking outload): "This movie is so weird."

Regan (talking from inside the TV screen): "That's what you think."

Full House: The Dark Side of the Tanners - Joey Forbids DJ From Taking an Interest in Anyone But Him. WARNING: THIS PHOTOCAPTION PERTAINS TO A SERIOUS AND VERY SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTER. PLEASE, DO NOT VIEW IF YOU ARE A MINOR.

 

A WORD OF WARNING TO VIEWERS OF THIS POST: Instead of a more lighthearted approach, this photo caption deals with the very serious and sensitive subject of child sexual abuse. If you or anyone you know is currently or has been a victim of child sexual abuse and has failed to report it, please, contact your local civil authorities immediately. Thank you.

DJ is trapped in an inappropriate relationship....

Joey (talking to DJ): " Deej, now that we have the house to ourselves for a little while, I need to talk to you about something. I overheard about your crush on little Tommy Ragoli at school from Stephanie today. DJ, you are NOT to take an interest in any other guy BUT ME, not even the other boys at school, you know that. Remember, you promised that you would only love me!"

DJ (talking to Joey): "But Joey--".

Joey (talking to DJ): "No, buts, DJ, I mean it! Deej...look...how can I make you understand? I love you, okay, and I don't want to lose you. If anyone finds out about our relationship, we'll never be able to see or talk to each other again, do you understand?

DJ (talking to Joey): "I think so.

Joey (talking to DJ): "There can be no 'I think so', Deej. Look, I could go to jail for a very long time, and YOU WILL TOO, if anyone finds out about our love for each other. Our relationship is just between us. We can't breathe a word about it to anyone, not ever. I love you. You're the most important thing that's ever happened to me, Deej. Our relationship is our special little secret, okay? Remember, do not say one single word about it to anybody. And I won't say anything either. And you have to promise me, no more seeing other boys, and I won't see any other girls. Capeesh?"

"Besides...you wouldn't want to have another 'accident' on the stairs again, would you?"

Disney's Recess (1997-2001) Photocaption - Playground Antics

 

Playground Antics

Miss Finster went to check on the children on the playground, and this, is what she saw...