Don't Look Like Carla - A Photo Caption Based on Disney's "Confession of a Teenage Drama Queen" (2004)

 

How Not to Look Like Carla...

Ella (talking to Lola): "This is so not the Malibu Barbie look that we want when we go to Sid Arthur's concert, Lole.  If we don't look completely perfect, we're going to have to move to Cleveland, Ohio."

Lola (talking to Ella): "Why?"

Ella (talking to Lola): "Because Carla Santini will humiliate us and never let us live it down. I mean that's what happened to Callie Stevens when she wore that, according to Carla, 'Geeky as fuck' pink unicorn sweater in the 5th Grade. Carla never let it go. She made Callie's life miserable. In fact, Carla was so mean to her that Callie's parents decided to move their family to Cleveland just so that Callie would no longer have to deal with Carla."

Lola (talking to Ella): " We can't be like the Callie Stevenses of the world, Ella. We can't run and hide because of all the dipshit Carla Santinis. We want to look sophisticated, not like total whores. Stu Wolf doesn't like sluts, so we don't want to look too like Carla 'The Bad' Santini."