Outrageous Fortune (1987)/Home Alone (1990)/Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) - Lauren and Sandy Rob a Taco Bell.

 

Lauren wanted to do something wild, and Sandy would be the one to regret it...

Lauren Ames, the blonde-haired woman (talking to Sandy Brozinsky): "Well, here we are."

Sandy Brozinsky, the woman in the orange sweater (talking to Lauren): "The local Taco Bell?   What sort of 'wild' thing are we going to do here? Moon all the other customers?"

The Cashier (talking to Lauren and Sandy): "Welcome to Taco Bell. Can I take your order, please?"

Lauren (talking to the cashier): "Yes, we would like a pack of twelve soft tacos with Mild and Fire taco sauces, two large Dr. Peppers, and an order of nacho chips to go please. "

An older cashier (yelling to the cook): "Hey, Jeanette. I need an order of 12 soft tacos with Mild and Hot taco sauce packets, two large Dr. Peppers, and nacho chips to go."

Euphegenia Doubtfire (thinking to herself): "How many times do I have to tell her. My name is Euphegenia, not Jeanette.

The Older Cashier (talking to Lauren and Sandy): "Here's your food.  That'll be $6.99, please."

Lauren (talking to the older cashier): "Alrighty."

Lauren (yelling at the older cashier): "Alright, now just say the food is on the house, and no one gets hurt. Understand?!  We're in a big hurry! "

Sandy (yelling back to Lauren): "Shit, Lauren!  That's the first and last time I ever rob a fast-food restaurant!"

The young blonde cashier (talking aloud): "They just robbed us.  I knew I should have been a librarian."

An hour-and-a-half later...

Lauren (talking to Sandy): "I'm sorry I made us rob that Taco Bell, Sandy. I just wanted to try something wild. Just once."

Sandy (whispering angrily to Lauren): "Yeah, well. I didn't know that you meant we were going to rob a Taco Bell when you said you wanted to do 'somethin crazy."

Lauren (talking to Sandy): "Oh, lighten up, San."

  

Sandy (talking to Lauren): "You're one crazy broad, you know that?"

Two minutes later...

Sandy (talking to the call taker of a local cab company): "Yes, I need a ride to the police station.  I'm at the intersection of Lincoln Avenue and Washington Boulevard."

10 minutes later...

Sandy (talking aloud): "Oh, thank God. My ride's here."

Lauren (talking to Sandy): "San, stop. I'm sorry! Please don't go to the police!"

Sandy (talking to Lauren): "You crazy-ass bitch, get away from me!"