Andy Introduces Obscene Chucky Doll to Mommy.
Andy (talking to his mother): "Mommy, look at the neat Good Guy doll that Aunt Maggie gave me. His name is Chucky. Wanna see him?"
Andy (talking to his mother): " Mommy, meet Chucky."
Andy (talking to Chucky): Chucky, meet Mommy."
Karen, Andy's mom (talking to Chucky): "Why, hello there, Chucky."
Chucky (talking to Karen): "Hi. I'm Chucky, and I like eating big, hairy pussies. I mean I just really, really love sucking long, hard and deep on pussy--I'm talking full mouth while using my tongue as I go down on some bitch's big, thick, hairy juicy clit...you know what I'm saying? Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."
Karen (talking to Andy): "Andy, I want you to take this--this Chucky doll back to Aunt Maggie's right now!"
At Maggie's house...
Andy (talking to Chucky): "Goodbye, Chucky. I wish that I could keep you, you're funny."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "I still don't know what you're talking about, Andy. I've never heard Chucky say any bad words."
Maggie (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, did you say any bad words at Andy's house?"
Andy (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, tell Aunt Maggie what you said to Mommy."
Chucky (talking to Andy): "Hi, I'm Chucky, and we're friends. I love you. Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."
Andy (talking to Maggie): "He REALLY DID say a bunch of naughty things to Mommy, Aunt Maggie."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "Well, what did he say? You can tell me, Andy. I won't get mad at you. I promise."
Andy (talking to Maggie): "I think he said, 'I like eating pussycats? I mean I just really love sucking hard on a beach's thick, fat, juicy, hairy chicken'? Well, it was something like that."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "Hmmm...I've never heard him say anything like that before."
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