Winnie the Pooh Summons Candyman
Winnie the Pooh (chanting): "Candyman. Candyman. Candyman."
Candyman (talking to Pooh through the other side of the mirror): "What do you want, Pooh Bear? I was just getting ready to slaughter my next victim!"
Pooh (talking to Candyman): "Could you spare a small smackerel of honey, honey?"
Candyman (talking to Pooh): "Always honey with you...always honey."
Candyman (talking to Pooh): "I'm not honey to you. Just because I offered sweets when I was alive and was stung to death by honeybees doesn't mean I come from no bee. And sweet talkin' me does you no good either. I'm not sweet. I ain't sweet at all. I was nice enough to spare you the first time you called on me. Don't keep askin' me for favors. You certainly are a bear of very little brain, aren't you?"
Pooh (talking to Candyman): "What if I offer you a taste of my own blood?"
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