Supernatural Rain: A Photo Caption - GOTHIKA (2003)/THE CRAFT (1996)

 

Supernatural Rain

Miranda Grey, imprisoned in the mental institution where she once worked, after hours of praying for a savior was to be set free by a witches' coven...

The Blair Witch Hoax Photo Caption - THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)/BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)

 

The Blair Witch Hoax

Erica (talking to Heather): "We fooled the world good. No one would ever suspect that I was the Blair Witch, and I'm laughing all the way to the bank."

Heather Donahue (talking to Erica Geerhsen): "Yeah, people are suckers for anything to do with so-called 'proof' in relation to the existence of the supernatural. They'll believe anything."

When Mrs. Kwan Comes Knocking 2: A Photo Caption - DR. SEUSS'S THE CAT IN THE HAT (2003)/MRS. DOUBTFIRE (1993)

 

Miranda Hillard Burns Mrs. Kwan...

Miranda Hillard (talking to Mrs. Kwan): "Sorry, but E.T. already phoned home and he took the first UFO out of here."

When Mrs. Kwan Comes Knocking: A Photo Caption Story - THE CAT IN THE HAT (2003)/Disney's BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991)/Disney's ALADDIN (1992)

 

When Mrs. Kwan comes knocking...

Gaston (talking to Aladdin): "Kiss me, Al."

Belle (talking to Gaston and Aladdin): "Shut up, Mrs. Kwan is here. Doesn't she know that we don't want or need a new religion?"

Gaston (talking to Belle): "Open the door and she'll soon she why we don't want to join her religion. You think I'd give up my relationship with Al for her religion? No way, Mr. Jose."

Don't Look Like Carla - A Photo Caption Based on Disney's "Confession of a Teenage Drama Queen" (2004)

 

How Not to Look Like Carla...

Ella (talking to Lola): "This is so not the Malibu Barbie look that we want when we go to Sid Arthur's concert, Lole.  If we don't look completely perfect, we're going to have to move to Cleveland, Ohio."

Lola (talking to Ella): "Why?"

Ella (talking to Lola): "Because Carla Santini will humiliate us and never let us live it down. I mean that's what happened to Callie Stevens when she wore that, according to Carla, 'Geeky as fuck' pink unicorn sweater in the 5th Grade. Carla never let it go. She made Callie's life miserable. In fact, Carla was so mean to her that Callie's parents decided to move their family to Cleveland just so that Callie would no longer have to deal with Carla."

Lola (talking to Ella): " We can't be like the Callie Stevenses of the world, Ella. We can't run and hide because of all the dipshit Carla Santinis. We want to look sophisticated, not like total whores. Stu Wolf doesn't like sluts, so we don't want to look too like Carla 'The Bad' Santini."