Bobby Hill, The Queen of De Nile

 

Bobby Hill (singing to himself): "Cleopatra Comin' Atcha.  Cleopatra Comin' Atcha.

Why Does Marcia Get All The Hot Dogs?

Marcia (yelling outloud): "Oh my nose!"

Alice (talking to Marcia): "Marcia, want a hot dog?"

Marcia (talking to Alice): " I hate my brothers.  I hate hot dogs.  Now, I'll never be a teen model."

Jan (talking to herself): "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.  Why does Marcia get everything?

Inspired by "THE BRADY BUNCH" TV show fan video's on BMeister22's YouTube channel.

Momma Cares About Looks, But Matilda Cares More About Books.

          Matilda (talking to Zinnia): " Well, Mom, I'd rather be smart than try to steal unsuspecting boys' hearts with my physical appearance.  I mean, books will exist forever, and looks always change with time, so what's the point of outer beauty anyway?  I mean, you're gonna die someday, right?  So what good will your looks be to you when you're dead?  But I will say this much: if I were you, and if I knew that I would turn out to look like Rhea Perlman as you do,  I'd have no other choice but to constantly hide my face in books.  Why you didn't do that, I'll never know. But... I'm guessing that Dad was the only guy in your high school who was sympathetic enough towards you to even ask you out in the first place.  I don't care about looks, Mom, and you do.  But you know, whatever floats your boat, dude."

Miss Trunchbull Discovers It's A Small World After All

 

Nancy Hicks Gribble Was Impressed, But She Understimates How Powerful Charlie McGee Really Is

 

The Arlen Town Massacre

 

Little Did Emily Callaway Know, Her Imaginary Friend On The TV Set Was Actually Real.

 

                     

                                 Emily Calloway (talking to herself): "Oh shit!"

Darlene Conner Sold Her Soul to Satan...And Just Look What Happened!

 

Becky (talking to Roseanne on the phone): " Umm, Mom?  I don't know how to tell you this, but you're about to become a grandmother now."

Darlene (talking to her demonic baby): "Say hello to Aunt Becky, Satan Jr."

Roseanne (talking to Becky): "What do you mean I'm about to become a grandmother? Becky? Becky, what's going on there? Becky? Becky? Becky, why are you screaming like that?! Becky?! "

Bobby Hill Tells Us Why Dalmatians Are Scary

 

                          BECAUSE THEY CAN BE A REAL PAIN THE ASS.

King of the Hill - Mr. Kahn, This Isn't What It Looks Like.

 

Bobby (talking to Mr. Kahn): "Mr. Kahn, this isn't what you think!  Connie was just showing me her belly button, I swear."

King of the Hill - Just When You Think You're Alone...

 

                                               HANK (SCREAMING): "BWAH!"

King of the Hill - In the Beginning... God Created the Self-Conscious Hills.

 

HANK (TALKING TO PEGGY): "UMMM, PEGGY?  COULD YOU PASS ME THE FIG LEAVES?

No One Rejects Debbie Grund!

                         

Debbie Grund (yelling at Hank Hill): "No one rejects Debbie Grund! Nobody! Not even a four-eyed, two-timin' propane salesman with an abstinence-until-marriage complex!" 

Those Weird Brady Sisters

                            

Marcia (thinking to herself):"Mmmm. Greg, looks so groovy in those bellbottom pants."

Jan (thinking to herself): "Just you wait till tonight, bitch.  You won't think you're so-ultra-glamorous then.  Not everything in this house is yours. Not the good sock drawer,...and certainly not Greg.

Cindy (thinking to herself):  " Man, I never realized how weird our family is, and it's all Jan's fault."