Bonnie (talking to Roseanne): "So that's your neighbor, the Ice-Pop Lady, eh?
Roseanne (talking to Bonnie): "Yep. Frozen solid with double sticks up her butt."
Kathy Bowman (talking to Roseanne): "Roseanne, I caught D.J. trying to teach Todd how to torture squirrels again.
Roseanne (talking to Kathy): "No Kathy, I think you've got that backwards. Last time, it was Todd teaching D.J. how to torture squirrels when Todd was over here last week. Now, I like Todd and all, but you've got a messed-up kid there. I hate having to say it. I mean, you've met Darlene, but even she's never done anything quite that bizarre."
Kathy (talking to Roseanne): "Todd's just never been very social. He needs an outlet for his energy. He's just trying to express himself. He's only trying to show his creativity. I don't know if you know this, but kids need outlets, Roseanne. I get a magazine on childrearing every month, so I know a thing or two about kids. Don't you think kids need energetic outlets?
Roseanne (talking to Kathy): " Yes Kathy, I do. And I don't know if you know this, but that's what ice-pops were invented for, to give kids energy. And it's an outlet too, because while they're off acting hyper eating their ice-pops, it gets them out of your hair for a while, and I think you would know all about ice-pops what with your ice-cold frozen demeanor and that great big stick you got stuck up your butt.
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