Matilda Gets Revenge on Amanda Thripp.
Amanda Thripp (talking to Matilda Wormwood): "Oh, look. It's Matilda Bookworm. Where's your book, Bookworm? Teacher's pet. Geek. Geeky Bookworm. Geeky, Geeky Bookworm."
Matilda (thinking to herself): "Well, we'll see who has the last laugh. Powers, do your worst on Amanda Thripp!"
The now-adult Amanda Thripp (thinking to herself): "She...She...She...She made me a grown-up. She made me a grown-up, but a very pretty grown-up, nonetheless. I don't know how she did it exactly, but she did. I'm glad she did. Now I can go on a date with Mel Gibson.
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