Full House - Kimmy, DJ and Hot Dogs.

 

Kimmy Gibbler (talking to DJ): "Hey, Deej. You wanna bite of my hot dog?  Maybe we can share it...if you know what I mean.

DJ (talking to Kimmy): "I'm not crazy about hot dogs, Kimmy.  But we can share my icicle...if you...you know...want.

Stephanie (thinking to herself): "Dad is gonna freak.  DJ and Kimmy?!  It's bad enough to have her as my sister's friend, and as a neighbor, but to have her as my potential future sister-in-law?  Heaven help me!

Kat Harvey Don't Need No Ghosts.

 

Carrigan Crittenden (yelling at Amber Whitmire): "Get out of my mansion, you rotten little brat!"

Amber Whitmire (screaming): "This house really is haunted! Oh my God!

Kat Harvey (talking to Casper the Friendly Ghost):  "And you said that I don't know how to conjure up the spirits for a good scare, huh, Casper?  So, what do you have to say now, Spook Boy?"

What Happened to Stuart Little? He Took a Trip to Water World, A Trip He Would Never Forget.

 

Mrs. Little (thinking to herself): "If anyone suspects me of offing Stuart, I'll just say it was the cat.  Thank God we're free of that little snaggle-toothed rat.  I hope he enjoyed his trip to Water World."

Stuart Little (thinking to himself):  "So this is what I get, just for wolfing down the last package of Kraft's American Cheese Singles?!  I thought Mom said she was going to let me watch Kevin Costner's movie "Waterworld"...I didn't know that she meant she was going to throw me in the washing machine.  God, I hate humans.  Help!  Somebody, please help me! Help me! Help!

Young Gladys Knight, You'll Never Top Shirley Temple

 

Young Gladys Knight (talking to Shirley Temple): "Baby, this is how you take a bow.

Shirley Temple (talking to Gladys Knight): "You're so adorable and so naïve , Gladys. You're not as cute as me, and you'll never be as good an actress as me.  And you'll never be quite as legendary as I will be.  After all, I have a drink named after me.  That's how i first knew that I made it in showbusiness."

Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan - Livin' Large Through the Kiddies

Dina Lohan (speaking to Kris Jenner): "Let me give you advice. Live large through your kids, they owe you that much."

Kris Jenner (talking to Dina Lohan): "Truer words have never been spoken any better, sister."

Katherine Jackson VS Olive Osmond

 

Katherine talking to Olive Osmond): "Excuse me, ma'am, but I am a Jehovah's Witness.  I don't stand aside for false prophets".

Olive Osmond (talking to Katherine Jackson): "Excuse me, heretic... at least my kids are all still involved with my faith, and at least I didn't milk my babies for all of their worth under the guise of holiness. And I am a Mormon, and I testify to these things in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Roseanne: Amelia Earhart and Becky Conner, the Only Two Women to Break the Sound Barrier Without A Plane.

She was the First Woman to Break the Sound Barrier Without a Plane...

                                But who was the second...?

Becky (talking to Roseanne): "At least Amelia Earhart disappeared from the face of the Earth after her humiliating accident over the radio, everyone in the whole auditorium heard me fart, Mom. Jimmy Meltrieger heard it. I can never go to school again, I'm quitting pep squad, and if anyone calls me, tell them I took a nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean like Amelia Earhart.