Idgie discovered Ruth and Sipsey up to their antics again...
Sipsey, the Vegetarian.
Curtis Smoot (talking to Sipsey): "These are about the best damn steaks I ever ate."
Sipsey (talking to Curtis Smoot, who is offscreen): "Well sir, I wouldn't know anythin' bout that I reckon. You see, I's a vegetarian. I don't eat no cow's ass, just like I don't eat eggs--why, they shoot right out a chicken's ass. It don't seem sanitary ta' me."
Andy Introduces Obscene Chucky Doll to Mommy.
Andy (talking to his mother): "Mommy, look at the neat Good Guy doll that Aunt Maggie gave me. His name is Chucky. Wanna see him?"
Andy (talking to his mother): " Mommy, meet Chucky."
Andy (talking to Chucky): Chucky, meet Mommy."
Karen, Andy's mom (talking to Chucky): "Why, hello there, Chucky."
Chucky (talking to Karen): "Hi. I'm Chucky, and I like eating big, hairy pussies. I mean I just really, really love sucking long, hard and deep on pussy--I'm talking full mouth while using my tongue as I go down on some bitch's big, thick, hairy juicy clit...you know what I'm saying? Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."
Karen (talking to Andy): "Andy, I want you to take this--this Chucky doll back to Aunt Maggie's right now!"
At Maggie's house...
Andy (talking to Chucky): "Goodbye, Chucky. I wish that I could keep you, you're funny."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "I still don't know what you're talking about, Andy. I've never heard Chucky say any bad words."
Maggie (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, did you say any bad words at Andy's house?"
Andy (talking to Chucky): "Chucky, tell Aunt Maggie what you said to Mommy."
Chucky (talking to Andy): "Hi, I'm Chucky, and we're friends. I love you. Heidy-Ho. Hahaha."
Andy (talking to Maggie): "He REALLY DID say a bunch of naughty things to Mommy, Aunt Maggie."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "Well, what did he say? You can tell me, Andy. I won't get mad at you. I promise."
Andy (talking to Maggie): "I think he said, 'I like eating pussycats? I mean I just really love sucking hard on a beach's thick, fat, juicy, hairy chicken'? Well, it was something like that."
Maggie (talking to Andy): "Hmmm...I've never heard him say anything like that before."
The only witness to Samara's murder...
Old Rose admits to having sank the Titanic...
Old Rose (talking aloud to the unseen crew of the Keldysh): "Alright, I admit it. I'm the one who sank the RMS Titanic. I caused the ship to run into the iceberg...but it WAS an accident, that much I can assure you of. There was no Jack Dawson. I was throwing the expensive diamond Cal bought me off the ship while I was standing on the bow railing. The lookouts in the crow's nest were wolf whistling at me and asking me lift up the skirt of my dress, and they missed spotting the iceberg in time. So now you AND the world know the truth."
Who left the water running on the Titanic?
Rose (talking aloud to herself): "Oops. It looks like someone left the water running."
Pooh's ass just isn't very picturesque.
Rabbit (talking to Pooh): "I'm sorry, Pooh, but your bare ass just doesn't look very picturesque for my Deviant Animal Art Gallery."
Ten Minutes Later...
Rabbit (talking aloud): "There we go. Now that's an ass that does look very picturesque."
Milo's Reading Lesson With Kida Gets Spicy. Kida (talking to Milo) : "So, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and the ham?" Later......
